It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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