I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My vagina is officially offended.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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