is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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