I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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