yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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