Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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