My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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