her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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