i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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