I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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