I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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