Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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