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Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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