it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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