i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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