Little spoons don't ask big questions
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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