I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The adults are the big ones right?
the raccoons are back...
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