He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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