What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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