He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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