I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
No subtext here. People are naked.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You were trust falling into bushes
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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