She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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