I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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