Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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