Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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