the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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