At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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