This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
bring money and cleavage
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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