did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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