it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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