so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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