so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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