he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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