god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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