i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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