Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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