I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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