Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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