Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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