i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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