Have you finally orgasmed yet?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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