Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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