He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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