she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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