yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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