they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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