that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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