How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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