can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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