Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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