I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So much rum. So many feels.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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